Help to remove tattoo without laser or web products only home remedies plz?

I completely understand how costly and dreadful laser tattoo removal treatments can be. I worked for a medical practice that performed them and most patients were disappointed. I recommend people use the tattoo removal system WreckingBalm. The product really works when used as directed and it doesn’t hurt. The price is reasonable too.
Check out for more information on tattoo removal. Good luck…

-first, duct tape 3 large spoons to the kitchen faucet.
-run 8.35 feet of garden hose from the faucet to the nearest electrical outlet
-super glue the hose to the wall above the outlet
-plug a glade scented thing with a fan plugged into the outlet
-let the water drip from the hose into the path of the fan’s air
-have a single white mouse tied to toy railroad tracks which make up the lever section of a see-saw
-have a foam ball balanced on the other end of the see-saw
(when the mouse gets heavier due to the moisture, it will lower that side of the see-saw and the ball will roll off)
-catch the ball
-throw it out the window
-and finally, stick your tattoo on a hot burner. This will burn the skin, covering up your tattoo.
(a hot waffle iron might also do the trick)

good luck

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since you didn’t realize when you got a tattoo, and obviously still aren’t quite sure about how PERMANENT tattoos work……
I feel like I need to say the following just to try and drill it in your head

there are no free home remedies………otherwise nobody in their right mind would pay for laser removal

you have a tattoo……..you should have known when you got it that it was probably going to be there forever

but again……good luck

Since you mention not wanting to spend money, even the ineffectual creams (which reportedly, at *best*, fade the tattoo poorly and unevenly) are not an option.

Barring some really extreme and painful actions like the gangsta hot spoon technique or excision, there are no home remedies. If there were, why would there be such a market for the creams & laser? It may not seem like much or very fast, but if you want actual removal a doctor is required.

I’m assuming that a coverup, by the way, is not an option, although that’s probably the least painful and most effective – cost & effectiveness – way to deal with an unwanted tattoo.